[MIS-MISSION]-4: Kirsch Oistrach

posted on 26 Apr 2013 18:07 by zumschluss in MIS

 

Mission 4: Relationships and definitions beyond that.

Written by

Kirsch Oistrach

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 Abstract

This report focuses on the relationships the author – as would later be referred as ‘I’ – shares with some certain individuals and definitions of what he means by the choice of words he chooses to describe such relationships. The wording ‘certain individuals’ includes, but not limited to, 6 individuals, of whose actual names and appellations the author might or might not knew.  The author has chosen to call them as following: Mr. S, Horse, Luther Harless, Owen Han, Panda, and M. After brief information about each individual and definitions of chosen wordings, the preceding topics will be summarized and concluded.

 

Table of contents

 Abstract
1.0 Introduction
2.0 Mr.S
 2.1 Other names
 2.2 Relationship
  2.2.1 Wording: Boss
  2.2.2 Wording: Working for him
3.0 Horse
 3.1 Other names
 3.2 Relationship
  3.3.1 Wording: Walking stew
  3.3.2 Wording: Four-legged douchebag
  3.3.3 Wording: Bug-eyed hairy ass
4.0 Luther Harless
 4.1 Other names
 4.2 Relationship
  4.2.1 Wording: Nebac
  4.2.2 Wording: Teasing
5.0 Owen Han
 5.1 Other names
 5.2 Relationship
  5.2.1 Wording: Mission
  5.2.2 Wording: Target
  5.2.3 Wording: Turning his world upside down
6.0 Panda
 6.1 Other names
 6.2 Relationship
  6.2.1 Wording: Coke
7.0 M
 7.1 Other names
 7.2 Relationship
  7.2.1 Wording: Appearances
  7.2.1 Wording: Meal
8.0 Conclusion
9.0 Reference list

 ✝ Such thing as page number couldn’t be included here – It wouldn’t match how this report is published.

  

1.0 Introduction

  I, Kirsch Oistach, the writer of this report had decided to join the Avenging Antagonist Associate, and be named as one of Members of Insurgency Secret Society (MIS) in the prior year. I, later, had then got to know some of its members and a couple of member from the Military Intelligence Section E. I shares different prospects, views, and relationships with each of the preceding individuals. However, one could say that I hardly enjoy any company from half of them.

 I have chosen to use little bullets to describe how I feel towards them, to prevent myself from further blabbering and exaggerating about the hatred I hold for a certain someone among them. However, the following relationship is the result from my sole experience and might be changed further, should I have any contact or interaction, but not limited to sexual interactions, with any of them. Therefore, the following report could be considered as uncompleted, as relationship is not to be judge only from the sole past and one’s perception, in my thought.

2.0 Mr.S

2.1 Other names
- Boss
- Herr S

2.2 Relationship

He’s our MIS boss. I have to say I’m rather content that I get to work under him. We hardly converse – I just kind of grab the mission he put on board and goes my way to have it done.  I don’t think I need to have a conversation with him that much, as long as I get my mission done. I could care less about the topic whether he – or us – is a good man or not, that can wait until that darn little chicken manage to cross the street without being questioned what was it for.

2.2.1 Wording: Boss

Of course he’s THE boss. I’m in MIS and he’s the boss of MIS. I see it no other way, and my absolute obedience is to be laid before him.

2.2.2 Wording: Work

I work without questioning, and I think that’s good enough. Thinking too much would make my head explode and I won’t enjoy that very much.

 

3.0 Horse

3.1 Other names
- Horsey
- Flea-bitten Arschloch
- Four-legged douchebag
- Bug-eyed hairy ass
- That damn horse
- A certain someone that ought to die

3.2 Relationship

That GODDAMN HORSE. I don’t even know where it came from. I was just leading my normal MIS life when it popped up out of nowhere. It’s an irritable being which I utterly despise. It could be anything within the range of loathsome being: Four-legged douchebag, Bug-eyed hairy ass, or Flea-bitten Arschloch. That sorry being is somehow shy beyond belief and prefers to hide its face beneath a horse mask. I find that pitiful. A man too ashamed to show his face.  Someone just bang its head and turn it into a stew already. That’s a walking stew, for Christ’s sake.

3.3.1 Wording: Walking stew

Seriously, what could it be of use apart from being eaten? No, actually, I’d just boil its skin and turn it in to a stew. And leave it at that. I don’t want any rabies.

3.3.2 Wording: Four-legged douchebag

I find this suitable enough for it. Such an annoying noise, galloping all the way.

3.3.3 Wording: Bug-eyed hairy ass

Just look at that pair of eyes. It’s bugged out. That’s what makes it more irritable.

3.3.4 Wording: Flea-bitten Arschloch

Is it not? I haven’t check whether it has one or not, but I guess it does. By the way, Arschloch means Asshole in German. And it deserves this word from my homeland’s tongue.

4.0 Luther Harless

4.1 Other names
- That someone from Diamond Section 

4.2 Relationship

We met in a mission. Firstly, I was supposed to send him a love letter with a hint what who I am and where were I at. He seemed frustrated very much about the word Nebac, and I do not regret it. It’s kind of fun to tease him. I even promised him I would send yet some more letters in forms of payment bill and that sort of stuffs.

4.2.1 Wording: Nebac

It’s a scientific word for some certain substances that can be use to clean certain things. I meant for it to means toothpaste when I send my letter.

4.2.2 Wording: Teasing

Of course it’s fun. He was annoyed that he didn’t get my hint right, so it was double fun to tease him.

  

5.0 Owen Han

5.1 Other names
- That childish MIE
- MIE
- a certain agent of mine

5.2 Relationship

I met him in a mission too. He was the one sending me secret letter first. I didn’t get it right, but I managed to have my revenge in the followed mission. He looks quite childish, and I think it would be enjoyable to turn his world upside down. He just looks to innocent for an agent, and I would enjoy messing with his head very much. He is now my new target. And I wouldn’t stop until I’m content with the result.

5.2.1 Wording: Mission

He sent me a letter that one must know a bit about science to decode, so I decided to send him some sort of hint like that too. The result was satisfying.

5.2.2 Wording: Target

Yes. A target. I’m going to enjoy messing with his head and I won’t have at least a concern that I shouldn’t pull pranks on kids.

5.2.3 Wording: Turning his world upside down

What can this means beyond itself? Of course I want to turn his world upside down. Perhaps turning his colorful world into a grey one would worth my time. I’m still managing trough means and methods.

  

6.0 Panda

6.1 Other names
- Drug dealer
- That one with darkened eye sockets

6.2 Relationship

We met randomly in MIS headquarter. He offered me some kind of drug – Coke, perhaps? But I chose not to take it, as I have already quit that. And that includes Mary Jane. I’m on nothing right now. By the way, I didn’t know his name at first, but I somehow learnt it from someone later.

6.2.1 Wording: Coke

I used to take it a lot, but I’m out of that league already. Now, I just prefer sleeping than drugging.

  

7.0 M

7.1 Other names
- MIE’s boss
- Darwin Winchester

7.2 Relationship

We met on a street of which name I hardly remember. I don’t know whether he knew I’m an MIS or not, but we started talking about appearances – weird – he then told me his name is Darwin Winchester and offered me a meal for when we meet again. I doubt we will ever meet again, unless it’s a mission.

7.2.1 Wording: Appearances

He was complimenting my appearances…. Wait … Just.. What? Still, we had a little conversation about Esquire and stuff like that. I don’t know what he had up his sleeves.

7.2.1 Wording: Meal

 I just hope he won’t try to poison me with food. He gave me his card, too. Just so I can contact him when I go to London.

 

6.0 Conclusion

I have met some certain individuals with some I enjoyed and, just one, despised. My relationships with other people I mentioned above are somehow vary, from boss to foe, and to someone I don’t care and someone I want to taunt. I would like to say that I still do believe, that I will experience much more from these people, and these relationships will have their time to grow more.

 

7.0 Reference List

  There is no such thing as reference list for this report – all the information and subjects came solely from my own experience.

 
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